There are two basic schools of thought about these suckers - the magic eye picture, not the saloon - everyone likes a saloon - either you can see 'em and they're cool or you can't *$*#&@)#ing see the %#+&!!**ing things for the life of you and you cringe in horror at the mere mention of their names. If you're in that group, don't despair! This night could be YOUR night! (Or day, depending upon your time zone.) I used to have a problem seeing them myself. But I was intrigued as hell and diligent in my efforts (ok, I was desperate) and I finally made the breakthrough a few years ago (without having to be institutionalized - big points) and now I wanna share my lusty exuberance with you, my Rogue Underground compadre! Relax, then, and feast your eyes.

If you're having a problem seeing anything remotely resembling a 3d picture, try this: Don't look "at" the image, try looking "through" it. You know, like you've had too much to drink and your eyes are blurring just a tad. Focus not ON the image, but INSIDE it, BEYOND it (like while you're yukkin' it up with your poker buddies,you're noticing by looking past them how the bartender keeps watering down the drinks).

If this doesn't work, try putting your nose right up close to the image. (I recommend being alone for this one.) Then pull back a little at a time until (and if) the 3D picture starts to "open up" to you. You know, like when you hit on a prospective member of the sex you prefer who's sitting on that stool real close to you but has been oblivious to your existence until suddenly your legs brush up against each others'.

If it seems like I'm expounding a lot longer here than I haveta, you're correct, I"m stalling. Killiin' time 'cause these take awhile to get goin'. I've put only 4 because of this. If you like 'em let me know and I might add one or two others. Cheers.

Can't have a drink without this!

SALOONS ARE A GREAT PLACE TO MEET PEOPLE (SOMETIMES THEY BOWL YOU OVER)

Can't have a Saloon without music!

WHEN YA LEAVE, MAKE SURE YA DRIVE CAREFULLY!

Show me the way to go home