TALES FROM THE CRYPT

Cocktail waitress Liz Kelly(Michelle Johnson)knows there's got to be more to life than serving "logger" to drunken woodsmen. So when a rich owner of a lumber company falls for her, she decides to take a "whack" at marriage. But when her husband turns out to be a sap, she "pines" for ax-citement in the arms of another man("Ted-The Lumberjack" Billy Wirth). However, in the end she can't escape from a terminal case of "board-em."