Scene: We see a girl standing by a chair in the middle of the stage. A boy stands offstage, with a knife, where no one can see him.
Nar.: Here we come upon our protagonist as she knits wool booties for her kitten, Mitsy.
(Girl sits and acts as if she's knitting)
Girl: Ah, what a beauteous thing to see the lava gleam so greenly in the cauliflower dress. How rarely I ponder the defamation of my ancient kneepads among the tulips.
(Boy, offstage, steps forward with knife in hand.)
Boy: I see the sounds of a thousand headstrong oaks.
(Boy stabs girl, who falls to the ground.)
Boy: I gratify the spirits in the dance of endless nobility. But in the beginning, I taste the triumph of distraught cacti.
(While the boy speaks, the girl removes the knife and stands. Then she stabs the boy. The boy clutches his chest.)
Boy: I am blessed by the pencil's canine heart.
(Boy falls to the ground, dead.)
Girl: The curdled milk does not fight the silken crow.
(Girl falls down dead. They remain that way for several seconds, then rise and bow together.)
Girl: Thus we see the insanity of our lives.