About Me
This is a short poem written about me by a friend.
Preppy, preppy fucking bitch
They'll find your body in a ditch
Smearing makeup on your face
You disgrace to the human race
Worrying about your fucking hair
Choosing which clothes you're gonna wear
I'll set you on fire as you run down the hall
That's a thought which delights us all
Don't ask me why I posted it, I just found it amusing.