Here's the story of how it all
happens:
First we need to make the most
important ingrediant; Butter!
Butter is created from folding a box, much like the one in Diagram 1. Unfolded Butter boxes can be
found in most waste recepticles and fat
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A completed box of Butter
can make you pee your pants for weeks.(e.g. Diagram 2)
Many of your neighbors may complain
about the smell, but throwing rabid monkeys at their kids and at their
pets will surely cease all plot complications.
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Next:
With the butter made, we mix
together the other essentials in a 13 inch titanium shell. (Diagram 3)
When making your own Butter Water, be sure to stop and destroy the evidence.
Or we will kill you and your 'children'. Our very own Steve thought of
Butter Water.
Anal Steve. Not you. |
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There are some secret ingrediants known only to myself, Jon the inspector man, and some certain Poo-poos who have been snoopin' around the plant. (Diagram 4) Bastards. So, if you're smart; Don't tell the secret ingredients! |
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It tends to get a bit dirty working 9-5 in a Butter-Water house. Most of the dirt comes from workers (Diagram 6), picking their noses, and stray dogs around the plant. Still some dirt comes during the secret Butter entry phase, known only to the Latin "music" fans of the plant. | ![]() Diagram 6. |
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Beware the Butter Water inspector!
He's a drunken bastard, with a cattle prod,
and a bad attitude. |
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