Current Cast Members

Dirk: My boyfriend of 5 years. Together, we play in a band, fight evil, and learn more about mexican cooking.

Katie C-: My best friend of forever. She's got a new husband and a new last name, but she'll always be Katie C- to me.

Brent:Good friend, former roommate, and fellow Buffy-lover. Plays bass in a band called Promythium.

Jade: My stripper friend. I met her at a party, and it was destiny.

Cathy: Very Catholic, very strange. She's my workout buddy and long-time fellow vamp-lover.

Nick or Nikki: Lead singer, good friend. Klepto tendencies from being homeless too long, he's now navigating the path of righteousness.

John: Our Marine drummer from Iowa. He will overcome.

Aaron: My boyfriend's twin brother. Also in my band, dating a total nutjob, and sort of a jerk. There can be exceptions.

The Sarge: Aaron's nutjob g/f. The name stands for her full title "Sargeant Cellulite". I don't know how he can screw that.

My Ex: It's been over for almost five years, but apparently I'm still close to his heart. He's like herpes: never completely gone.

Miss the old cast list? It's still here.