Alriteywhoo... Kel Kel and Jen Jen are just so exciting, that we wanted to put up a website about us... First we should introduce ourselves... I Laura, am Jen Jen, and Mary is Kel Kel... we got these names when we lied (little white lie) to some boys (haha, more like men) about our names (among other things, like our age... but that we will not go into...) Anyways, this wonderful excursion went down about two years ago, and we still keep this joke going... even paul (one of the men whom we lied to) remembers this... well... here we go with some VERY recent past thingies...

1. kel kel the gas tank
2. religious porn
3. orgies onstage
4. water up the nose
5. do u really wanna touch it?
6. cops in the parking lot
7. playing in the jewish jungle gym
8. laura is a catholic/jewish nun w/ a beanie
9. friendly's is closed? DAMMIT!
10. OH I ACCELERATE FAST!!!!!!!!
11. bunnie teeth
12. eyeliner that just aint doin it for ya
13. double breasted
14. roses r red, driveways r black, why is ur chest as flat as ur back?
15. kel kel attempting moonlight sonata...
16. heart and soul in the music room
17. i love ur boobies!
18. you look sexy today...
19. bring it on...
20. how do u know? me and the crew used to do her...
21. Me driving kel kel's car... at our "spot"
22. sma stalking us, cos she thought we wanted to get away... where would she get an idea like that?
23. bitching out some kid online... poor him... haha...
24. one word, JOHN!!!!!!
25. throb!
26. Wrestling in my room... oom baby you turn me on...
27. Laura's laugh...
28. Like I care about people named Tif.
29. Homeroom 27 is really homeroom 2.
30. I was sick...
31. After the prom was the most fun I have ever had in my life.
32. Critter Freak loves me.
33. Call him, it's 2 am, his mom will be PISSED. Do it.
34. Ruff ruff... our dog fighting...
35. The bunnie and monkey fight...
36. Sexual experiences w/ stuffed animals...
37. showers twice a day everyday...
38. Soft porn.
39. Being dressed up in uh, flowery clothing... YOU LOOK LIKE A FRUMPY TART!
40. Oompa loompa...


That's all for today folks... haha... I'll put more up lata... hope you liked them... and if you think they have sexual connotations, well, you're right!