SHORE WONDERS AND BLUNDERS!!!!

we dance like nobody is watching, and everyone IS watching... we like it better that way...
1. how you doin? "we asked, HOW you were doin, not WHAT you were doin"
2. I'm houney, houney houney houney....
3. We should watch Dr. DoLittle b/c we're obsessed w/ little animals
4. Do you think I will ever be as cool as Louis? I'm striving for it
5. Beach blunders- lifeguard pictures that he doesnt know we're taking till i say "SAY CHEESE!"
6. Those are hot sandals!
7. My bush aka TREE! I had sexual relations w/ it too. No sexual conontations in the name of my favorite plant in Sea Isle City.
8. are you calling me FAT? "Yeah, pretty hot and tempting, aka PHAT!" awwwww....
9. Dual airbags...
10. Burgermeister!!!!!!!! haha, you're goin down, since u pissed LAuRa* off on the beach by talking all loud like an airhead...
11. Free crayons and nailpolish
12. I'll give you a cig if you tell me whether or not there are cops on 55 at 6 am.
13. LAuRa*, you're speeding, you're doing 105!
14. I want to move my car up again. You should see the parking spot I got!
15. I'm not letting you walk home in the dark and cold- here i'll drive you.
16. My new friend Mikah, who was hot in that dorky kinda way and he liked TOOL... funnie as hell... when we going to see that pic of that couple gettin it on on the beach? oh wait, i really dont want to....
17. Let's go swimming! It's only 3 am!
18. Ryan's new friend.
19. What time is it? IT"S POOPIE TIME!
20. Meow meow.
21. How's it goin?
22. Drunk Ryan.
23. Drunk LAuRa*
24. Drunk Henry.
25. Look! I made friends! I MADE FRIENDS!
26. I don't have friends at home. No one likes me.
27. Jason to LAuRa* "You're crazy" L* "I know, why does everyone tell me this?" J" but it's a good kind of crazy" L*" they always tell me that too!"
28. I'm not weird, I'm gifted.
29. CHEESE FRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
30. Drunk people in WaWa.
31. I swear THOMAS, you carded me the other nite, pleeeeease, I don't have my wallet w/ me. I can prove it, look at my tattooes!!!!!!
32. Oh, this touch up on my tattoo won't hurt a bit, HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
33. those 2 dudes the first day, who were laughing at everything we said on the beach, cos we're so goddamn funnie.
34. Can I have a cigarette? - little 12 year old boy to Chrissy while a cig is danglin out her mouth. ‹br› "she doesnt smoke"- L* ‹br›" then what is that?"- 12 year old‹br› "What is what? Oh you call them cigs here in america? silly me"- L*
35. Do you realize that those dudes in Wildwood were taping us?
36. Coloring the pizza box
37. Visiting Mrs. Heebner.
38. I HAVE TO PET THE DOG!!!!!!!
39. Here kitty kitty kitty...
40. Time to make a W run- what do they put in these cokes?
41. OH MI GOD THEY HAVE ICEY COKE!!!!!
42. I hope you like my purple bracelet brian.
43. I hope you like my green bracelet Jason that I spent a ton of money on. *snicker*
44. GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP! DRINK SOME GOOD BEER NOT BUDWEISER!!!!!!!
45. Getting ash in our faces from the fireworks.
CHRISSY'S MEMORIES!

46. Ryan, with henry behind him going after that kid. He was going after blood.
47.Polio boy who was so desperate you could read it all over him. Polio's friend who thought I was soooo funnie. I guess the truth is funnie
48. monica with a "K" and Erin with an "E" or an "A" "I haven't decided yet."
49. That same 12 year old grabbing my ass!!! That was such a trumatizing experience!
50. our cop friends...Jay~the one that makes you quiver, Ed~the one that makes me shiver, Gary~the one who used us for cigarettes, and Ray or Rich...whatever~the one who got a little nervous around girls..Jay thought he was "Weird"
51. Britney Simpson and Christina Moore
52.Where's the tan guy?
53. L* you always wanting to color
54. in loving memory of Mary C Ragusa(our bench)
55. The power going out right in the middle of the good part in "Wish upon a star"
56. "BRITNEY!!!!"(Everytime we saw a britney spears picture)
57. your dream about Brian asking us to go with them to dance at Jack's Place.
58. Being denied everytime I went in a store to get pierced.
59. I hope her car explodes!
60. She's just a little more then 100, she broke 100.
61. Our investment in the lighter that we lost...
62. When Laura decided it was time that she needed a haircut, it was also about this time that she decided that it was time to start cutting her own hair.
63. The fun time we had in Steak Out with Ryan, Brian, Kate, and Henry. Ryan just happened to be drunk and decided it would be fun to spew chewed pickles everywhere and they just so happened to land on MY plate with food I wasn't done eating, but quickly desided I was.
64. The secret handshake I had with that kid Bob we met the first night
65. His friend Tom always making me feel his hard nipples..
66. Walking in the rain yet again
67. You playing Poker and Blackjack and not even knowing the game of Poker had switched to Blackjack, you still managed to win everytime.
68. Obsessions with my clothes and make-up
69. Fantasy's about Jay and Ed. How Laura really needed to take a shower
70. Planning our weddings. The garder belts, and my whip
71. My relationship with Sean William Scott
72. Laura giving me a Palm Reading.
73. Pretending to console Laura when she was "crying" on the bench.
74. Praying to Tree
75. When we moved benches and confused our copper friends.
76. I'm still scratchin
77. The face Laura made when gettin her tattoo touched up
78. Going past the toll lady, because Laura thought it was further up.