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Won't you come on in? We would love to welcome
you in true unicorn fashion. Oat cakes and beer.
If you don't like beer, then CHAMPAGNE. If you
don't like champagne, then we've got a goat. How
about some fresh goat's milk and milk duds?

PSST. Our lovers are outside at the moment, but
come on in anyway. They will be back soon.
Or, we could snoop a bit. Let's eavesdrop on them.
shall we? OH! let's do.

AND TALK ABOUT A HALL, WELL NOW . . .

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