ALL RIGHT!!!! WHO'S THE WISEGUY?????

They rushed home to check their dinner. Except for a little smoke and boiled over stew, all was well.

Later that evening, Corny fell asleep in front of the TV.
Cornelia, being a little bit bored, found herself with a
mischievious idea. She got a can of black water color paint
and proceeded to paint Corny up like a Zebra. As she was
admiring her handy work, Corny woke up. Seeing her giggle he
knew she had been up to something. What, he wondered. That
is until he saw himself in the mirror.

"Can't a man take a nap in his own home without someone
taking a can of paint to him??????

Corny, angry with Cornelia, stormed out of the house and
and into the night to disappear from Cornelia's sight.
You can imagine how this forlorn female must have felt.
FORLORN.



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