Um, yeah... you know...

You see him standing over there?

No! Quit it, quit it! Stop, don't stare!

Yes, I agree that he's a pig,

But did you know.... It's really big!!!

Come on, don't drop your jaw that way, 

I haven't seen it man, but hey--

I mean, there are, like, ways to tell...

You're asking how i know this? Well,     

I've seen him at the pool before--

On the high dive, that was more

Than adequate, (you understand)         

Just the way that he was stand-

ing there, I mean, hey, plain to see.

I guess that you just have to be             

Observant.   There are all the signs,

The way he walks on separate lines, 

And struts along from side to side,

It's almost like a sense of pride

Comes with it.  Now, don't look that way! 

Don't even start to walk away

Or stare at me like I'm a perv.                    

Listen girl, you've got some nerve.

I'm talking 'bout his ego here.

What's wrong?  I didn't make that clear?

Oh, you.