Char Schlemmie
Make a break for it! AHHHHHHHHHHH! I think this is gonna be all our inside jokes...it's gonna be long. WHACK IT if ya have to! You look like a Trash Digga to me! You have the wrong number...tell her she has the wrong number. GET DOWN PUNKIN DUNKIN! He could make me happy, Char! Baby bird is on the floor! Osi died...Windy took over...Lasky is loud! My feet are cold! Tater Puffs and Fries at 2:30am. Punkin Dunkin made us lose everything! BIG BALLS BRADY! Stab it with your stealy knife! Twee-que the stealy knife. The buggies are gonna get me! WHACK IT...that seems to be the only dance we know. Those are the Whackstreet Wankers. NO HOWIE! Howie is lookin at me! Don't take my chair...get out of my chair...YOU GUYS NO FIGHTING! We aren't fighting! Pass the keyboard. The bottles are having a party with the candles and the naked one crashed it. It's the Pringles Plane Of Death! I'm hackin shit up! Most people cut things with a knife...personally, I like to HACK stuff! Andy and Sammy are so cute! Fun with stick people. This is Wank...he can do 'SUCK IT'! Mosh, Wank, Mosh! We're Amish! y0...I like amish boys, midgets, and non-normals guys. I'm an amputee...what did you lose?..MY TOE! We might wanna be quiet but that never stopped us before. y0 y0 y0...h0mmmmmmmmmmie fella island rida! I'm a leet0 haxz0r! Dum Dum Dum! Buzz is so cute! He's in his spaceship and he can fly like this! St. Louis is in Milwalkie! CATDOG! Give...ME...Two Pina Coradas! Op Op this looks like its' mine! Oh it is now! That's good only different...you're makin a statement there. Not exactly a statement I'd wanna make but...it's good. The Nyx grfx are so cool! I'll bring it to schoolness tomorrow. Coolness and Sadness! You're so mean to me! No, you're mean to ME! Beat it with your fist! Judo chop! Mac Mac Mac -n- cheese. We're gonna be the perfect college students...if we make it that far! We avoid sunlight at ALL COSTS! I dont' like you because you saw Pink Floyd in concert! I really don't like you! No one likes Pink Floyd...YES THEY DO! Tape??? What's that? A record is a big cd, i know that! Rounded applicator! Look! It's Honkey Donkey! *does the gay move* What kinda music is this??? It's r&b-make Char go crazy music! Works for me! The candle was spewing! Please do not molest! Don't you wish you had a Coke Card like me? I know you do! I got rug burn on my knees...WHA??? OOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOH Witchy Wonam! Open the witchy windows! The plant likes me! The Putrid Vommit! I wanna go on something more thrilling than the Puker! I'm not paying that much for fries from Rip-U-Off! Give it to me STOOLY! Uh-Huh! Uh-Huh! It looks like R2D2! Ketchup! Food Fights! That's so bisexual! Superd00d was crazy and his brother was worse! Why are you guys talkin like that? Whip it! Whip it good! Oh Mickey you're so fine! Stroke me, stroke me! STROKE! It wasn't called self-love back then...it was called self abuse! What is a slef and how do you excite it? You WHACK IT! They never date outside their circle of friends...uhhh Jes...SHUT UP...Just SHUT UP!!!! Ghetto bandaids....hmmmm...hm hm hm....I gotta pee! You always have to pee. You need Flomax! What about ButtPlugs? What about your wooden leg?!?!?! What's that...you told Pinnochio to lie? I don't feel tardy! That's proposterous! Piece of shit stereo! Jiggle Jiggle Jiggle! You would! We just figured out Blue's Clues! Why don't you just CALL HIM??? I don't wanna call him. HOTELS and MOTELS! Spam for lamb! That's good stuff! Get that tail! Let's go rent videos...how much do we have...65 cents??? WHOA! I've never had someone look at me like that before! Quit takin over my computer! That bothers me! Where do we come up with this stuff? That's the scabies man! It's mad hot in here...no it's cold! That scares me! You're my mom too SandyMom! I know you wanna be Just Like Me! Let's Ask Mavy! 36 hours with no sleep is always something! That was WEIRD! We threw our arms up at the same time! No one wants to take it Nice and Slow! We are all about the all abouts. Just hack it off Sandy! Jes, you suck at darts! Aim for the picture! Oh them ladybugs were separated at birth and they had to have reconstructive surgery but it didn't work. Old maid...go fish...poker...BOREDOM!

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