What's this EYEBROW ACROSS AMERICA business??? We shall explain. Patience, my pet.

For now, a brief intro. You may well recall the charity benefit "Hands Across America"? In keeping with that spirit, what about lining up shoulder to shoulder all the monobrowed celebrities, forming one contiuous eyebrow across these United States?

That, my friends, is our vision.

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