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Who is this woman, really? Does anyone really know?
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Who is this woman, really? Does anyone really know? |
| Everybody knows
her or someone just like her ... she says "Hi" to everyone, whether or
not they are talking to her, and especially if they're talking to anyone
else but her! She butts into every conversation and LOL's her way
through any dialogue. You've seen her picture (and so has every post-pubescent
male who's ever stumbled onto IRC), She's every woman's friend, and
every man's dream ... for awhile, anyway!
She has worked her way through the entire male populations of Prodigy, Compuserve and AOL before she hit the big time ... IRC!!!!! Efnet, Dalnet, Undernet -- it didn't matter, she left a string of broken hearts on them all ... the true femme fatale.
She has raised one-upmanship to an art form. If you get a cold, she's got pneumonia. If you get double pneumonia, she's more than willing to grow a third lung, just to get it triple! And she's a charter member of the Disease of the Week Club, having developed enough diseases on enough Networks and in enough chat rooms to make her a true medical marvel. She's died and arisen in a dozen forms and now she's back, having recently recovered from yet another near-fatal disease, a slightly notable absense while still another male friend picked up the tab for her to return (at least temporarily) to AOL.
Puddles & Co.'s
ace detective and information systems manager, Sue Persleuth, did some
digging looking for (what else?) information on our elusive femme
fatale. Now, for the first time, right here on these pages, you can learn
the truth about who this femme fatale really is!
[Or Click Here to see the real Femme Fatale] |
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Our
Femme has also discovered web chats and Specialty Chats, often frequenting
Chat rooms on GeoCities and other portals sites. But she's getting easier
to recognize. Just look for the Cyber-Camille who has contracted, at least
once, the disease or medical condition du jour.
Who
is she really??? Well, no one knows! Over a period of six years, no one
has ever met her in person. Every time one of her online lovers was ready
to go meet her, she'd break off the relationship. She'd plan on attending
some get-together or bash, only to cancel at the last minute because of
some *emergency*. But the simple fact is that no one, male or female, has
ever laid eyes on her.
