April 2, 1999
The Midnight Zipper Company's 
Secrets of Becoming A Dynamic ECommerce Powerhouse
Vol 2, Issue 701

Flowers are always appropriate to give at for any occasion, and are a terrific way to earn the big bucks in affiliate advertising, providing you can get about 417 of your closest and dearest friends to buy them through your own instant online marketplace. But hey! That's how to become a dynamic ECommerce Powerhouse.

It is terribly tacky to swipe flowers from rest homes, hospitals and/or cemeteries, stick a new card on them and give them to someone else, so we highly recommend joining forces with a reputable online flower shop like ProFlowers



Heather

Freescia

When you're not in the doghouse, but want to say, "I'm thinking of you", or "Thank you", and you can't tell one flower from another, but this is a easy choice instead of having to think of something else ... try heather (the plant, not a person!) or something like freescia.

Hint: Not ideal for delcaring your undying affection, unless your loved one is named "Heather" or "Freescia" ... go ahead, send one! 



Irises
 

Fascination
When you want a personal touch and the look that says, "I wanted to send something with a personal touch" (and don't we always say that on our gift tag?) ... something timely which looks like you gave some thought are these irises or the fascination bouquet.

Perfect for "special occasions" like Secretary's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day or the birth of a baby (although not YOUR baby).



Special Occasion
 

Roses
Serious business here! You don't want to send these unless you're into something important ... or skating on thin ice (or have already fallen through) ... definitely not something you send to an insubordinate, unless you want to leave yourself open to a search for a new job (in which case you can always benefit from heather or freescia above). These are for when you're pulling all the stops and want to say something important.
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