CHEF'S SONGS




Love Gravy --

I'm gonna make love to ya, woman
Gonna lay you down by the fi-ya!
And caress your womanly boday,
Make you moooaaaan, and perspi-ya!
Gonna get those juices flowin'
We makin' love gravy, love gravy,
love love love love love gravaaay!

Ode to Kathie Lee --

spoken introduction
Thank you, Mr. Mayor. You know, Kathie Lee, you are a very special woman. I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler Moore way. Or, or special in an extra value meal at Happy Burger way. No no no no no. I mean special.
Like the song of a hummingbird as it gets ready to find that female hummingbird and make sweet love to it all night long.
Just two hummingbirds -- moaning and groaning and getting their bodies caressed and touching each other in ecstacy.

sings

Oooh, Kathie Lee!
How I'd love to lay you down.
And lick every inch of your boday with my tongue!
Kathie Lee! You're my sexual fantasy!
How 'bout you and me
get it together and make sweet love?!?

spoken
God bless you, Kathie Lee!

Hot Lava! --

Mmmm, baby!
Every time that we kiss -- Hot Lava!
Every time that we make love -- Hot Lava!
Hot Lava!
Lava so hot it makes me sweat.
Lave so warm and red and wet!
Lava!

Lovin' Pigskin --

spoken You got to hold your football like you would hold your lover -- gently, yet firmly. You wanna be both nurturing and clinging at the same time. Oooohh, yeah!

sings

Feels like making sweet love to the football.
Be naughty with the football.
Mmmmm, spank it! Ever so gently..
Spank it!

Night Lovin' --

Tonight is right for love.
You know, I wanna touch you where the lights don't go.
Tonight is right for love -- Love gravy!
Expressin' love so sweet,
I wanna keep ya burnin' like dawg in heat!
Tonight is right for love -- Love gravy!

spoken
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!

Elton sings

Oooo, tonight!
Oohh, it's right! Ooo, tonight is right for love -- Love gravy!

Chef again
Thank ya, Elton!

sings

Tonight is right for love... Love gravy!!!

My Love's a Thriller --

I'm gonna make love!
Even when I'm dead.
My body might get cold, but it's always hot in my bed!
Make love!
Don't ya be afraid.
Just because my heart ain't beating,
it don't mean you won't get laid!
Woooooooo!

 


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