Kevin JC Woolridge = el presidente

Sherri J = Presidente's Mistress

Jon K = Minister of Defence and C.C.O.(Covert Chocolate Operations

Chris Martin = General of the Coco Militia and expert in 19th century chocolate army tactics.

Clare M = Chocolate sauce on ice cream quality control

Stephen P = El Presidente's body guard (carries a .45, stands in corners and brakes knees. also enjoys chocolate (esp. Toblerones)

Joe W = High Priest of Brown Cow, giver of Chocolate milk.

Jon D = Man who stands around eating chocolate. (as a result of recent events, Jon has been stripped of his status within the Choco-Nation)

Angie H = Seargent of Arms