Oh somebody help me, please pick up the phone!
Robbers and thugs have broke into my home.
I知 sorry, right now from my desk I知 away
So please leave a message and have a great day.
For Assistance press 1, for service press 2
Please hold and we will get back to you.
Your call is important, please stay on the line
But you壇 best get a pillow, it値l be a long time.
I don稚 want to talk cause I知 lying in bed
I知 taking a shower, or maybe I知 dead.
Or here with my lover, I知 surely not home
So please leave your name at the sound of the tone.
Reminder, dear customer, your bill is past due
We値l send a collector if we don稚 hear from you.
I regret to inform you, I致e just passed away
So please leave a message and Have a great day!
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