I wonder, could I do that? Nahh, who'd pay to hang out with me? I'm the opposite of famous. People love to diss me for being a skank, a loser, etc.
In fact... they love it so much that perhaps I could convert this loser-dom into a marketable commodity! "Feeling frustrated? Feel like picking on someone?" Maybe I could sell tickets. For only $5 you can insult me to your heart's content. Hmm, this opens up a whole range of possibilities. Would I charge by the insult? "Loser" is so commonplace, it's only worth a buck or so. "Filthy, scum-sucking, vomit-licking..." would be worth a lot more. Or would I just charge by the hour? "Pay $20 and mouth every insult your little imagination could devise. Pretend I'm your Ex, the boss, the president."
Considering how things are going in our corporate culture, there will be fewer and fewer winners at the top and more and more downsized losers at the bottom.
Losers, Incorporated: a growth industry!