I thought I was just a normal person. It was quite a shock
To discover that I'm a member
of a worldwide plot.
Worldwide domination
and the destruction of civilization
Is my destiny to achieve.
It's like some scary spy flick,
too weird to believe.
Old friends that I thought I knew
are making accusations too
In reality and all over cyberspace
their hate stares me in the face.
They have been whispering about me for a thousand years
poisonous tales in powerful men's ears.
I'm a spreader of plague and a drinker of blood
A well of depravity and a murderer of God
Tell me doctor, am I mad? Should I be put away?
Or is there some truth to the things they say?
Call me schizo, call me crazy, send me to Dr. Freud
Call me Israel, Judah, Abraham
or just call me Paranoid.