(This one's a bit off-color, folks.)
When she was with her boyfriend
she couldn't get it on
cause the mood wasn't right
and the thrill was gone.
Now she's single
and she can't get no dick
so she keeps herself happy
with her silicone prick.
Well it's a Plasticene Penis
an artificial cock
The very biggest one
that they had in stock.
it's that phoney baloney
you buy it on the net
it's the very best thrill
that a girl can get.
She couldn't get a date
so she thought she'd go gay
but the diesel dykes
all ran the other way.
So she sits alone in bed
wondering what went wrong
while she entertains herself
with her silicone shlong.
Well it doesn't do the dishes
and it doesn't mow the lawn
but by God it's always ready
when she wants to get it on.
Now a guy can give you problems
and maybe treat you wrong
but you'll never have no trouble
with an artificial dong.