Guess what this is kids?? It's THE INTERGALACTIC BACKHOE!!! What is the intergalactic backhoe you say? Well, I'll explain it in laymans terms. The Intergalactic Backhoe is the servant, messenger and path maker for The Mother Dick, The Mother Dick is a spaceship sent out into the universe to make sure there is always life somewhere, (or something, I'm not sure yet). And the one threat to The Intergalactic Backhoe and The Mother Dick's welfare is... Super Sonic Silky Pimp! Him and His Intergalctic Blackhoes are trying to take over the universe and turn it into something rather nasty and lucidiously pervertulated... (what? I'm not sure.) Well, anyway, it's really damn cool.

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Back-Hoe

The Maxx is the creation of Sam Keith, not my tard ass. The Intergalactic Backhoe, The Mother Dick, Super Sonic Silky Pimp, The Intergalactic Black Hoe and all other subsidiaries of the aforementioned are totally creations of Brian and Nathan. They're gimp asses.