Come n' visit some o' ma homies in da 'hood..

L adies and gentlemen, please clutch your glands and whistle a dreadful tune as we present to you our unhappy little minds . . .

This many oiks have deigned it reasonable to spend at least a small portion of their time in gracing the fair land of Froot with their presence:

Hello YOU. Welcome to ME. These are my guts. Sup hard!

ZF's big moon-cow frontispiece! But is it art? ART SCHMART! Praise tha LOOOARD!
LOOK MOMMA! Me am in TALKER HELL! The BEST of the REST. And some of the crap as well. Get your HOROSCOPE while it's toasty...

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