Melanie C says... Did I say that?
Proof that Melanie C is the only human one
"Look, Geri only comes top [in popularity polls] cos she's always got her baps out."

"Getting branded a Tory was the most hurtful thing that's ever been written about me."

"I'd much rather be Indie Spice than Sporty Spice."

"I'd love to be cool. When I was younger that's all I wanted, but now I just look at my bank balance and think, 'Bothered'."

"I mean, if it weren't for the British press, [Spice Girls] probably would all be complete druggy pissheads."

"Spice Girls is just to make sure me and my family are alright for life, then I just don't give a fuck."

"I'm hideously embarassed that we tied with the Manics [at the Brits]. Poor Manics...I mean, I know who I'd have voted for."

"I wouldn't like Spice Girls if I wasn't in them."

"I can't help but cringing when I listen to a couple of bits [on their cd]."
If you add quotes like these to the fact that Melanie is, indeed, the only Spice Girl who can sing, and the only one that looks decent without industrial layers of make up, one must conclude that Mel C is in fact a normal human being, only in for the cash and not for the "Girl Power". Hell, she doesn't even seem to like Geri. And she likes Oasis. Pretty good.
Coming soon: Quotes 3 with Geri!
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