Polls

In the interests of Democracy, these polls let you vote multiple times. So feel free to stuff the ballot box with whatever hokum you feel like!

Should the band keep it's name?

I am in a bluegrass band called, "The Flaming Death Skulls OF DEATH." That name was originally just a working title, but in the absence of a better name, me and the boys are stuck with it. Go ahead and tell me what you think of the name. You will not hurt anyone's feelings. [sniff!]

Yes. It's brilliant.
I guess it's okay.
No. You're all a bunch of bloody loonies.

If yer so smart and can think of another name, give it a shot there, flapjack:

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What is your gender?

Male
Female
Hermaphrodite
Male posing as Female is Chat Rooms
This is a horrible, sexist question. Therefore, I refuse to answer. So there.
Other

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How will the universe end?

The Big Crunch
It won't. The universe will just keep expanding
God will just call the whole thing off
The whole thing will be swallowed by a giant mutant star goat
I'm not sure, but I know it has something to do with Rush Limbaugh
The turtle at the bottom will burp

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