You Know You Live In Toronto When...

• You make over $100,000 per year and still can't afford a house
• You order organic fruit and veggies online, but eat out every night anyway
• You spent more money on your coffee machine than on your washing machine
• You spend $600+ per week for your room in an apartment with stunning harbour/beach view and European appliances and then spend a total of 40 hours each week there - 37 of which are spent sleeping
• You contemplate calling a taxi from your home to where you managed to park the car the night before
• You spend 30 minutes in a traffic jam next to a car with more power to its speakers than its wheels
• You know everyone's email and cell number but not their last name or home address
• You can roll sushi, make pasta and keep your red curry paste recipe under lock and key...but couldn't roast a chicken to save your life
• Your taxi driver was a micro-surgeon before he moved to Canada
• Your co-worker tells you he/she has 8 body piercings but none are visible
• You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor
• You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian
• A really great parking space can move you to tears
• A man in full leather regalia and chaps gets on the bus and you don't notice
• You are genuinely surprised when you meet someone who was actually born in Toronto (but then, they are Swiss/Thai/Brazilian/Ukrainian/Serbian...)
• Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay and your Avon Lady is a drag queen.