1. People who tell you they want "everything" when asked about what vegetables they want on it. Then, they get mad when they get jalopenos. What suddenly "everything" doesn't include jalopenos.
2. People who say "give me" this or that sandwich. You aren't getting anything for free. You should be more polite.
3. People who say "Aaaaagh-merican" when they have to think about what kind of cheese they want.
4. People who ask for only a couple tomatoes. (Two go on a six inch sub anyways)
5. People who ask you to cut a footlong in half. (I am supposed to anyways. Just wait a second and it would've already been cut.)
6. People who ask for vegetables in an odd order and I have to move back and forth, back and forth... (Lets start at one end and work our way down.. Is that too much to ask?)
7. People who want four or six subs in the middle of lunch... (Everybody has to wait because of you ... I hope you are happy.)
8. People who make a line at the register. (What the big yellow "Order Here" sign means nothing to you?)
9. People who ask if you are open. (Hello Mr. Observant, The hours are on the door, the menu board isn't on, and the big neon open sign on the window is turned off. What more do you need?)
10. People who want you to make the two halfs of a footlong different. (You're just doing this to irritate me right?)
11. People who want you to wrap the two havles of a footlong in different sub wrappers. (Why would anyone want there sandwich in two different places?)
12. People who wait in line. Then when they finally get up to the front, they don't know what they want. (What were you doing in line when you could've been deciding what you want? Hold up the line and you wonder why you had to wait so long.)
13. "Printer error -- Selection reports" Now what does that mean anyways. Stupid register Just print the reciept.
14. People who come in all the time and expect me to remember what they go last time. Sometimes I have trouble remembering what I made between making it and getting to the register. Plus I make a hundred subs a day
15. People who wanna know how I am. Skip the formalities. I just wanna make your sub and forget about you.
16. People who talk on their cell phones while ordering. (Hello? Do you want your sandwich right or do you want me to surprise you?)
17. People who come in with there friends and talk to their friends the whole time I'm making their sub. (How many times do I have to repeat myself?)
18. People who don't tell you about having to make a second sub for them until you finish the first one. (Hello? it is like way easier to make 2 or 3 subs at one time)
19. Guy who made another associate get me when I was eating in the office. When I got there he took another ten minutes to decide what he wanted. (I could've finished my lunch!)
20. Woman who ate her sub in the store and told me how good it was. (Just eat it and go home!)

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