This application must be answered in full prior to permission being granted to date my daughter. Remember all answers will be checked for valid responses. Please consult your life insurance agent to verify that all beneficiaries are current and additional coverage is applied for if needed prior to turning this application in.
Name:_________________ Date of Birth:___________________
Home Address:_______________________________ City:_______________
County:______________________ Postcode:___________
Social Security #:________________________________
Drivers License #:________________________________
Height:_________ Weight:__________ I.Q.:________
Education Completed:______________________________
Boy Scout Rank:_____________
1. Do you have one male and one female parent? (Yes / No)
If no, explain: _____________________________________________________
2. Do you own a van? (Yes / No)
a truck with over-sized tires? (Yes / No)
a waterbed? (Yes / No)
(Note: if you answer yes to any of #2, put down your pencil, discontinue application, and leave premises)
3. In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?_________
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4. In 50 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you?
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5. In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you?
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6. Do you have an ear ring, nose ring, belly-button ring or tattoo? (Yes / No)
(Note: if you answer YES to any of #6, put down your pencil, discontinue application, and leave premises).
7. Do you attend Church: (Yes / No)
How often do you attend?_________
8. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, priest/pastor?
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9. Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely - all answers are
confidential.
(That means I won't tell anyone - ever - I promise.)
A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is in the ______________________
B. If I were beaten, the last bone in my body I would want broken is my
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C. A woman's place is in the _________________________
D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is
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E. When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice is her
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(Note: If answer E begins with "T" or "A", put down your pencil, discontinue application, and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in serpentine fashion is advised.)
10. What do you want to be IF you grow up?
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I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE; UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTRICUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED-HOT POKERS.
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