STORY TIME

(o: Alright, here's the deal.........(nothin' to it, just wanted to sound inportant) just add to the story and I'll post it :o)

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Once upon a time, in the land where Weasel's Ducks and small deformed Pelicans rule the earth..........

CapedWeasel slickweasel@hotmail.com ..........................................................................................................................................................................................

there lived an evil power-hungry wizard. He desired nothing more than world domination. Every day and night he would spend hours hunched over his magic screen, peering into imagages of information from across the planet upon which he dwelled. He longed for the time when Weasels, Ducks, and small deformed Pelicans no longer ruled because they also preformed outrageous deeds such as allowing small kittens to run free, treating frogs with respect, and not removing the eyes from newts. He craved a return to the old days when....

annon

he craved a return to the old days when, he could create his powerful magic. The days when the fire breathing dragons were the ruling creatures, and the knights of the round table went on the crusades. He longed for the eve of the harvest moon when he could once again be powerful enough to use the last of his black magic. Gazing into his screen he could envision the night that the ruling animals would fall under his magic and relinquish their hold upon the world, letting it fall into his hands

*Lynne*

and straight down the toilet. He had a thing for sewers, you see, and considered them to be most pleasant places... although he would admit that they did need a little work... basically, his remodeling plans included

Damaris

ruffly pink curtains, and towel boys named Chaz. But that's a story for another time. Now he had more important things on his mind....like world domination through complete dullary. "Yes! That's it!", he thought. "Turn those abhorrent little creatures into walking balls of boredom!" Not a hard thing to accomplish. So he set off to pursue his goal....only occassionally letting his mind drift to Chaz, and the delicious glee of a fallen towel....

IVY

boy. But as I said early, that's another story. Let's see, ahh yes, the Wizard was not only obsessioned with world domination but also Beanie Babies!! Yes, yes, quite hard to imagine indeed! Who would've thought such a cold-hearted Wizard had such a deep dark secret. His worst fear would be to have the weasels, ducks, and deformed pelicans find out! Oh my! What a scandal that would be, he thought to himself as he....

Sha

took Magic the dragon off the shelf and started making him fly around the room, making little engine noises. "No, the naive little animals must never know." Little did the strange little man know that someone watched him through the window and carefully took notes. The unknown spy closed the notebook and...

Leia

returned to his forgotten love...only to find that she had been sharing their bed with another person, a pelican...broken up, he went out into the night, to his dark place amungst all his friends of the earth, only to find that they to, had deserted him, for the reason that they were getting bored with him...so thus, he curled up into a tight little ball, alone to his sadness and humiliation, and died in a pool of his tears, a sea of his own desicrations and pain... (noone ever found out about the beanie babies)

Blood_Red_Tears

But alas the rumors started, and poeple murmerd for months about his love with his magic dragon. He sent out all his quards and killed all those who knew it. Within months he found what he needed to allow him to create his evil magic...the black orb, now all he needed was the crystal of devine hate, and the pearl of darkness, both of which lie hidden deep in Owl space, the most powerful race of animals there was. Noone ever survived a trip in their teritory, but he had a plan...

Night**Whispers

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