STORY TIME
(o: Alright, here's the deal.........(nothin' to it, just wanted to sound inportant) just add to the story and I'll post it :o)
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Once upon a time, in the land where Weasel's Ducks and small deformed Pelicans rule the earth..........
CapedWeasel slickweasel@hotmail.com
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there lived an evil power-hungry wizard. He desired nothing more than world
domination. Every day and night he would spend hours hunched over his magic
screen, peering into imagages of information from across the planet upon which
he dwelled. He longed for the time when Weasels, Ducks, and small deformed
Pelicans no longer ruled because they also preformed outrageous deeds such as
allowing small kittens to run free, treating frogs with respect, and not
removing the eyes from newts. He craved a return to the old days when....
annon
he craved a return to the old days when, he could create his
powerful magic. The days when the fire breathing dragons were the ruling creatures, and the knights of the round table went on
the crusades. He longed for the eve of the harvest moon when he could once again be powerful enough to use the last of his
black magic. Gazing into his screen he could envision the night that the ruling animals would fall under his magic and relinquish
their hold upon the world, letting it fall into his hands
*Lynne*
and straight down the toilet. He had a thing for sewers, you see, and considered
them to be most pleasant places... although he would admit that they did need a
little work... basically, his remodeling plans included
Damaris
ruffly pink curtains, and towel boys named Chaz. But that's a story for another
time. Now he had more important things on his mind....like world domination
through complete dullary. "Yes! That's it!", he thought. "Turn those abhorrent
little creatures into walking balls of boredom!" Not a hard thing to accomplish.
So he set off to pursue his goal....only occassionally letting his mind drift to
Chaz, and the delicious glee of a fallen towel....
IVY
boy. But as I said early, that's another story. Let's see, ahh yes, the Wizard
was not only obsessioned with world domination but also Beanie Babies!! Yes,
yes, quite hard to imagine indeed! Who would've thought such a cold-hearted
Wizard had such a deep dark secret. His worst fear would be to have the
weasels, ducks, and deformed pelicans find out! Oh my! What a scandal that
would be, he thought to himself as he....
Sha
took Magic the dragon off the shelf and started making him fly around the room,
making little engine noises. "No, the naive little animals must never know."
Little did the strange little man know that someone watched him through the
window and carefully took notes. The unknown spy closed the notebook and...
Leia
returned to his forgotten love...only to find that she had been sharing their
bed with another person, a pelican...broken up, he went out into the night, to
his dark place amungst all his friends of the earth, only to find that they to,
had deserted him, for the reason that they were getting bored with him...so
thus, he curled up into a tight little ball, alone to his sadness and
humiliation, and died in a pool of his tears, a sea of his own desicrations and
pain...
(noone ever found out about the beanie babies)
Blood_Red_Tears
But alas the rumors started, and poeple murmerd for months about his love with
his magic dragon. He sent out all his quards and killed all those who knew it.
Within months he found what he needed to allow him to create his evil
magic...the black orb, now all he needed was the crystal of devine hate, and the
pearl of darkness, both of which lie hidden deep in Owl space, the most powerful
race of animals there was. Noone ever survived a trip in their teritory, but he
had a plan...
Night**Whispers