Max Wheeler presents














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Welcome, my dear friends, to the legendary BLINKING PAGE. In years past, this publication was coated to the greatest of extents by weak banalities and foolishly pretentious hogwash involving how perfectly cool it was that the page blinked (given that the individual viewing the page possessed Netscape). I, however, have chosen to give the reader a break. For you see, I am not attempting to create something profound. Rather, I am perfectly aware that anyone who sees this is seeing it simply because of the special effect. Essentially, this makes it the Wheeler's Shack equivalent to "Battlestar: Galactica," which really didn't have very good special effects in the first place. So here we are, and without further ado, I now present you with the grand realities of this, The Amazing Blinking Page. Here we go!


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There. Wasn't that better than Torgo's random recitation of meaningless bullshit? I thought so. Once again my brilliance is proven.


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