KOOL LYNX

This, ladies and gentlemen, is where we sit back and let others take you for a whole new ride. As you know, you're currently on the Internet, but so far you most likely haven't figured out what's so great about it. I mean, other than my site, what is there, anywhere? Not a whole hell of a lot, but whatever there is, you can bet that it's listed here. I'm not encouraging you to leave my site, but if you must, this is precisely where I expect you to go. And you'd better get your ass back in this house by 11:30, young lady. Heh... a lady... heyyyyy...

  • AD&D Book of Sex - This is for the "erotica" freaks out there. If you're going to... huh huh... you know... why not have it involve something useful? Like Advanced Dungeons & Dragons! Go! Seek it out, boys and girls. Um, heh... mature boys and girls, that is.
  • AD&D FTP Site - FTP is cool, 'cause, like, it's... uh... anonymous, so nobody can see what you're downloading. Sure, this LOOKS like an AD&D site, but... heh heh... um, anyway...
  • AD&D Hall of Heroes - Here you can create your own characters. Heroes who fight the greatest of courageous battles. Of course, I didn't have to create one. Max Wheeler fits right in with the best of 'em, after all.
  • AD&D Online - This is a good general site for, you know, new rookies. Just don't try to play against me. I'll kick your ass. I simply can't lower myself to the level of novices.
  • Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Archive - This is, like, stuff you can add on to your game. To make it, like, better or something. Yeah.
  • Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Information - I don't know what's on this page. But it mentions AD&D, so... who cares what's on it? ROCK ON!
  • Apprentice's Lair, The - This is a wimpy little page. Reminds me a little too much of those Magic: The Gathering geeks, but hey. AD&D, dude!!!

    Uh, yeah. I don't really feel like commenting on the rest of Yahoo!'s AD&D pages, but... just go and look. Now that I've gushed about the best of the web, here's an example of the worst.

    ihatestarwars.com - Need I fuckin' say more? This loser should be bombed!
    ihatemaxwheeler.com - Uh, I don't think this one really exists... but if it did, it would definitely be on this list, I gotta tell ya.
    Excite - Does anyone REALLY know how to use this thing!?


    Um... uh.. yeah. So that's, like, my links. Uh... pretty.. great stuff, huh? Yep... good stuff... uh... yeah.... bye... I guess. If you're, uh... nevermind.


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