FLUFFY IS ANGRY AND BITTER. WON'T BE COMING TO THE PAGE RIGHT NOW. IF YOU LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE ROWWWWWR! YOU WILL BE TALKING TO YOURSELF.

THANK YOU.

IF YOU MUST INSIST ON LOOKING AROUND WHILE YOU WAIT, HAVA GANDER AT THE FRIGHTENING IMAGES BELOW, AND FEEL THE DREAD AS YOU READ VIEW AND PONDER THEIR PERSONAL MEANING TO:

OWTCH!!
FLUFFY:
BRINGER OF DEATH
OWTCH!

YEH, YOU READ IT RIGHT. NOW SIT AND WORRY YOU LOSER! FLUFFY SPARES NO ONE FROM:

THE PURRRRRRR!
that destroys men's souls
okay, here's that stuff for you to look at:
disturbing pictures beyond your wildest fears! Scream with the horror!
 
urban living is such a pain. Ask this guy. And then go read for yourself.
 
conspiracy theories make you unattractive. I have several. Start here.
 
just who is this Fluffy anyhow? And why "Bringer of Death?!"
Go Home! Go Home! HOme!
Mail ME! Mail mE! MAIL me!
Sign BoooK! Sign! Sign! NOw!
~~~~or~~~~
LOOOK BookK! Look! NOw! Gimme MORE!
(fluffy's medications will be changed soon, and this sort of language will not continue. Thank you. -Eds.)

lost souls have fluttered our way since June 18, 1997.