All men are Bastards.
There are no exceptions.
ALL
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There's no denying it.
There will never be a guy without a flaw.
So, why are men bastards? It's quite simple really. Sheer stupidity. Men are idiots. They don't think with their brains. They think with their balls. This severely limits their intellectual capacity. Men like women. Men want women. But that's pretty much as far as we've got. The wolf whistle is basically the the best idea we've had so far.
However, one good thing is that most men lack the ability to lie, cheat, and deceive, that many women have. Thus the fear of ulterior motives is, on the whole, unfounded.
OK, now we understand why, we look at how.
As we have already established, men are stupid. Idiots. Morons. Men like power, but lack much of the diplomacy required to handle the task. Fights, battles, wars... blame it on?.... Men. It's all their fault (I'm gonna get it for saying that one....) Freedom, justice.... it's all a mask... when it boils down to it, it's just boys and their toys.
The fatal flaw of the male is testosterone. This particular chemical will render the male incapable of regular thought.
Napoleon Bonaparte, Alexander the Great, Julius Ceasar... egotisical morons.... complete bastards. And that, I'm afraid, is typical of all men.
(more gripes to come, don't you worry)
(i ain't done yet...)
(just resting....)
"... yeah, sure.... WE believe you..."