All in all, I'd say I have too many of these....
But all the following were said by one guy...
It isn't that hard to guess who it is...

* A true friend stabs you in the front.

* Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.

* Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

* Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.

* Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.

* I am not young enough to know everything.

* Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

* The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read.

* Work is the curse of the drinking class.

* All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.

* Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

* Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

* It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.

* Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

* Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.

* Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

* Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.

* Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

* I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.