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The Words NB: This whole song is in perfect rhyme.
There was an old farmer who lived by a rock He sat in the meddow a-shanking his...
Fist at some boys who were down by the creeks Their feet in the water their hands on their...
Marbles and playthings, and in days of yore There came a young lady, she looked like a...
Pretty young creature she sat on the grass She pulled up her dress and showed us her...
Ruffles and laces and a white fluffy duck She said she was learning a new way to...
Bring up her children and learn them to knit While the boys in the barnyard were shovelling...
Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt While the girl in the meddow was rubbing her...
Eyes at the fellows as girls sometimes do To make it quite clear that she wanted to...
To go for a nice pleasant stroll on the grass Then hurry back home for a nice piece of...
Ice cream and cake that is three layers tall And after dessert she was ready to...
Go for another walk down by the dock With any a-man with a sizeable...
Roll of (ok, I can't hear this line, pls help me out) If he asked politely she'd show him her...
Little pet dog who was subject to fits And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...
Small tender hands with a movement so quick And she'd bend on over and suck on his...
Soda so sweetly till she finished it Then pulled down her panties to rub on her...
Hip that she bruised when she ran down the halls Coz he tried to force her to lick on his...
Candy so tasty made of butterscotch And then he spread whipped cream all over her...
Cookies that she had been baking all night If you think this is dirty you're f*cking well right.
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