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The Words
NB: This whole song is in perfect rhyme.


There was an old farmer who lived by a rock
He sat in the meddow a-shanking his...

Fist at some boys who were down by the creeks
Their feet in the water their hands on their...

Marbles and playthings, and in days of yore
There came a young lady, she looked like a...

Pretty young creature she sat on the grass
She pulled up her dress and showed us her...

Ruffles and laces and a white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to...

Bring up her children and learn them to knit
While the boys in the barnyard were shovelling...

Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meddow was rubbing her...

Eyes at the fellows as girls sometimes do
To make it quite clear that she wanted to...

To go for a nice pleasant stroll on the grass
Then hurry back home for a nice piece of...

Ice cream and cake that is three layers tall
And after dessert she was ready to...

Go for another walk down by the dock
With any a-man with a sizeable...

Roll of (ok, I can't hear this line, pls help me out)
If he asked politely she'd show him her...

Little pet dog who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...

Small tender hands with a movement so quick
And she'd bend on over and suck on his...

Soda so sweetly till she finished it
Then pulled down her panties to rub on her...

Hip that she bruised when she ran down the halls
Coz he tried to force her to lick on his...

Candy so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he spread whipped cream all over her...

Cookies that she had been baking all night
If you think this is dirty you're f*cking well right.



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