Tech Support For The Etch-A-Sketch

        Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display.
             A: Pick it up and shake it.
        Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
             A: Pick it up and shake it.
        Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
             A: Pick it up and shake it.
        Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
             A: Pick it up and shake it.
        Q: How do I create an empty New Document window?
             A: Pick it up and shake it.
        Q: How do I Exit without Saving?
             A: Pick it up and shake it.
        Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
             A: Pick it up and shake it.
        Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
             A: Pick it up and shake it.
        Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has lines that prevent me from doing my art project.
             A: Pick it up and shake it.
        Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
             A: Pick it up and shake it.
        Q: How do I keep from losing my Etch-A-Sketch documents in the middle                  of my work?
             A: Stop shaking it.