Vital statistics:
Full Name: Chan `Ah Terh' Jason
Class of 2S01A
Age : 17++
Sex : Not yet
Shoe size : 9.5
No. of Chin-ups : 15
2.4km-run time :
Hobbies : Net-surfing, Slacking, Chinese Chess, Emailing people I don't know....
Jason says:
I am an ultimate terh, a senseless geek (just look at the font on this page!), but still a hell of a HAVOKer. Fortunately I am not the only one. Ban Horng is too! (Why the hell do you think we two are responsible for the programming of this webpage?)
Whatever you do, remember that condemning terhs is punishable by lightning strikes (tian da lei pi). If you don't believe, just give me a hard punch! Now you know why there is a higher than normal incidence of lightning strikes in Singapore?
Jason being strangled by Ziyen (after which Ziyen was struck by lightning)
I have just formulated the Theory of Mutually Exclusive Entities, which allows me to justify the existence of terhs. It states that "regardless of the social environment, an individual can always coexist with the rest of the world". To explain in simple terms, it means that everybody deserves a place in the world.Reason: If everyone was to conform to their individual ideals, Earth would be such a sick and chaotic place. So next time you want to put your fist into a terh's face, think again. The world would be so boring without terhs.
Please don't hesitate to criticise this page! I can't stand flattery. Just bombard me with whatever stuff you want and hopefully, I will mail you back! LONG LIVE HAVOK!