 JUMP OUT OF BED you'll know where you are BECAUSE YOU'LL HAVE WET PANTS where are my legs THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE twitch SNAPFUCK this is stupid no it's not! it's good ISRAEL SPEAKS UP AND VOMITS penis WINDY faarrtt POOP YOU SYMBOLIZE THE POOP OF A CAMEL a fast-track poop in a modern world the vice president makes the rounds going to all coffee pots, shaking hands. THAT'S IT. israel vomits again HA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA na na nanananananana NANANANANNANNAA ooooo ooo aahhh ahhh.... hard of class? glass? lass class? class glass sniplets.
pooplet. OKAY OKAY OKAY here are we going now to korea mon. My name is Hayat! My name is Hayat! I am missing my 7 children! They are lost in the mud! HELP ME! SHIP SHIT.
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Has anyone seen my ax? CHOP! Be quiet, okay! I do so have friends! Sex differences. Sex signals. Bizarre, sadistic, provocative. Adventures for your mind. "Are you a masochist?" (In a lemon tea voice). Would you call a doctor if you felt some stuffiness in your butt? And then you went to take a shit and you shit out 10 lemons? THAT'S RIGHT! HAAAA HAAAA I can OUT HAAA you. The Beginning.
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Enriched white bread and corn that does not digest well. The pressure makes me feel like I will take the world's largest dump. ha--hahh-ah-ahh--aa ROOBY ROOBY ROOOOooo (cough). Ahhhhh...... KeRsPlAt! The stuffiness is gone, even though I'm on top of a 200 metre brown mountain  called Mt. Poopness. OH NO! I feel myself sinking back! WHOA!!!! The dump is back inside me! I slid down on it, and now I'm constipated!!! Shitfuck. Ehhhh errmm.. eerrrhhh it's stuck!!!!!!! Some Pepto-Bismol will cure me and make some perfect new fresh brown paint for my walls. The stink will pass. I can't wait to throw a party in that room. Visualize people chewing on the chocolate wall... brown teeth... brown lips... brown tongue... brown mouth... the end. read it to meah sucker.
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what? zha? i don't understand what you guys are doing! I understand what we're doing! hold on, i'm thinking. um. oh no! i can dream i can dream i'm someone else's underwear. what is love what is love baby don't hurt me baby don't hurt me. what's that music? it's emily's! meet me at the crossroads! i killed my uncle bob and i miss my dog. almanac of the 20th century. ancient book of china. CALIFORNIA know's how to party. oh, what's that here? WHO KICKED THE LITTLE BABY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL? kkkkkyea~! he's better than skunk. poEM enDS heRE.
MASE: I like music you know what i'm sayin'? i like it a lot. SHENENE: okay so what are you gonna do if your music career doesn't take off? MASE: I just like music a lot. I just really like music. Music is my life. SHENENE: okay but that doesn't answer my question. What are you gonna do if no one buys your CD? MASE: I-I-just wanted to do somethin' without PUFF DADDY for once. you know what i'm sayin'? just me. just me. SHENENE: you're still not answering my question! if your music career goes kaput, what're you going to do? MASE: uh. i like music. i like music a lot know what i'm saying? SHENENE: okay! your music career goes KABOOOOM. nobody likes you. what are you going to do? MASE: i still like music. i like pulling my penis around without puff daddy. SHENENE: OKAY YOU IDIOT! your CD goes sssHSHehsHSHHEbam SHshshHShHShhhboom! your music career is a fluNK! i know you like music! what are you going to do with your disaster? do you have a backup plan? what are you going to do besides music? MASE: i'm going to open up companies and stuff... SHENENE: THANK YOU! WAS THAT SO HARD TO ANSWER? THANK YOU. THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER.