Other Things in the Hale-Bopp Comets Tail

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The other things in the Hale-Bopp Comet's Tail:

Gazillions of unmatched socks

Some guy in a rainbow-colored wig with
a sign that says "John 3:16"

Replacement players for the Chicago Cubs

Spacedust bunnies

William Shatner's hairpiece from episode
#12 of the original Star Trek

By contractual agreement with Nike,
it's now called the "Hale-Bopp Swoosh"

A few stale Cheese-Puffs, four Junior Mints,
some loose change, and the remote control

A hitman from the planet Zircon with
a contract on Pauly Shore

A smaller comet that's honking and trying to pass

A bumper sticker which reads:
"I brake for Cult Members"

"Very funny, Scotty! Now beam down my clothes!"

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