Hey there, big spender! Want to play the pokies, but can't because you're broke, you're in custody, you're on the run from justice, you've been blacklisted by every major casino in the whole wide world, or you just plain couldn't be stuffed getting out of the house? Whatever your reason, relief is at hand from the Virtual Jackpot machine!

Lovingly handcrafted from only the finest materials by Swiss artisans, and created to the exacting specifications of Nick and Tom, the Virtual Jackpot machine allows YOU to experience all the glamour and excitement of Vegas from the safety and comfort of your own home. The Virtual Jackpot, called by some "The Eighth Wonder of the world", has all the features of a real jackpot machine, with one major improvement - there is no money slot, so YOU CAN'T LOSE! Well, you can, but that's the whole point, isn't it?

Thirtyseven Zone and its subsidiary, the Not-Very Funpark, guarantee that in the use of this machine, you AS THE USER will not actually lose ANY money through direct use of this machine! So it's perfectly okay for all walks of life to use - even Communists. That's right - I know you're here somewhere, Communist boy. Maybe not behind the curtains, but perhaps in the cupboard, or between the floorboards or...

Simply press the button to play again. That's all.