For those completely devoid of imagination, here's a few classic examples:
- World's Greatest Lover
- I went to Not-Very Funpark, and all I got was this lousy mug!
- You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps!
- Caution: biological hazard contained within
- I nee-eeed co-ffff-eeeee!
- Help! Send sanity!
- Life's a beach, and then you drown
- I could be tidy, but why make everyone else look bad?
- The Beast needs his coffee. Roar!
- Pobody's nerfect
- Please talk to me, my day hasn't been spoilt yet
- World's Greatest Coffee-Stain Maker
- H2O + coffee = fun!
- It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere
- I'm all alone, more or less
- And let me fly, far away from here
- Fun, fun, fun
- In the sun, sun, sun
- I'll make you squeal like a pig, boy
- Life's a bitch
- This is the coffee mug with a difference
- DON'T DRINK! I'm seeing just how cold coffee can get.
- One sugar, two sugars - I love to count calories.
- Visit our website! www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/9767
- Variety is the spice of life - try salt in your coffee.
- There's nothing like coffee laced with cocaine!
- And that's enough.
- Make up your own.
- What are you looking at me like that for?
- Haven't you got an imagination?
- GO ON! Abi sceleste!
- Aaargh! I'm stuck in list format!
- Don't panic Tom; here - try
- this.
- That's even worse!
- Forget this.
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- I said, forget THIS!
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