Hey HEY kids! Not only is Not-Very Funpark not very fun, but also (for a short time only) in bad TASTE! Those who are willing and able can click click CLICK their way out of the bounds of good taste with Club the Virtual Seal!

Please do bear in mind that this is merely a Java applet. The clubbing or indeed harming in any way of a REAL seal is very very wrong and anyone who does participate in such activities is a very sick person and needs to have counselling. For more information about ways to prevent such activities, visit the Greenpeace website.

For those who still have doubts about this, let's be frank about it. It's not a real seal - it's just a picture of a seal - and you're not really bashing it. You're just calling the repaint() procedure which in turn calls the paint(Graphics g) method and draws a filled-in red circle with random radius. You are not in any way bashing a real seal, or performing an illegal or irresponsible activity. The most that can be said about you is that you are participating in a pointless activity, which is the whole point of surfing the Net anyway, right? And ultimately, it is you who makes the choice on whether or not to click the mouse. Nobody is forcing you in any way to actually club the virtual seal - we are merely presenting the opportunity. Thankyou.