: the computer
: you
Fresh out of the labs of CALCGPA (Center for Advanced Large-scale Computing and General Pissfarting Around) comes the world's greatest Tic-Tac-Toe machine. Set to rival the chess-playing Deeper Blue in power, the World Champion is able to see 15000 moves ahead, as well as being able to test 35 billion moves each second. In a huge leap of technology, the World Champion literally never loses. With a record 25 637 consecutive wins under its belt, the World Champion invites you to challenge it - mortal!
nb: The owners, designers and curators of the World Champion understand that continually losing to a machine can be frustrating, infuriating and ego-deflating, but each game will help you to appreciate the advance of technology.