Hey! What could be funner than designing your own mug, complete with
wacky slogan, thus making an individualist statement in today's fast-moving
capitalist society where conformity reigns? Licking a stoat? Hey, shut up
and use the applet! Here's some examples of phrases (for rockheads with
no individual ideas of their own):
- Nick is great
- Nick is wonderful
- Nick is really super
- I think we've had enough of those, Nick
- Shut up, Tom
- Nick rules the world
- No-one would want that mug, Nick
- Because it's not true
- I thought I told you to shut up
- Nick is-
- Biologically unsound
- If you interrupt me again, I'll make you sorry, bud
- Nick is fantastic
- Nick is brilliant
- Nick is..is..
- Egotistical? Stupid? Illiterate?
- I am NOT elitirat!
- My parents weren't cousins or anything
- And they were married when I was born...
- I don't think you know what illiterate means
- And I think you're cruising for a bruising
- So shut the hell up
- Where was I?
- Being petty
- Oh yes. Nick is awesome
- Nick-
- Sucks!
- I thought I told you not to interrupt me
- And I- ow! Ow! Ow! Owwwwwwww
- Now what do we say? Are you sorry?
- Owwww..never!
- Who is perfect?
- God is! Ow! My head is stuck!
- And who is your God?
- Ow! Not you! Ow! Ow!
- Say 'Nick is God'
- Nick-
- Say it...
- Nick is-
- Yes?
- Nick is the Antichrist! Ow!
- You'll pay for that one
- It's broken! It's definitely broken! Owwww!
- Like I care
- Nick..I think I'm going to lose consciousne-
- Get up, wuss
- Tom?
- Thomas?
- Tom?
- Fine. Be in a coma
- Wuss.
And get this! After you've done your mug and it's accompanying zany
slogan (unless you choose to leave it blank, it which case, it's a mug
and accompanying nutty blankness), you can PRINT it out, and PRETEND it's
a real mug! Pour hot coffee onto a piece of paper! Smudge the ink! Stuff
EVERYTHING up! Actually..maybe licking the stoat is a better idea....