My lil' No Limit Soldiers

We Bout it!

These two adorable kids are future No Limit Soldiers. For those of you who don't know, No Limit is Master P's record label. "Who's Master P," you ask? Well, let me tell you, white bread. Master P is a "big bank nigga" (that means he has a lot of money) from New Orleans who has made such songs as "Make Em Say Uhhh" (a moving, heartfelt drama of urban love) and "Ghetto dope" (the story of a young boy's struggle to get in touch with his feelings). Rappers signed to Master P's record label are known as "No Limit Soldiers", and include such acts as: Snoop Dogg (formerly Snoop Doggy Dogg), Silkk the Shocker (they call him "the shocker" because he puts his finger in people's sphincters), and C Murder (a name every mother could love). Though they don't know it yet, I'm sure these two kids are well on their way to becoming the No Limit Soldiers of the future.

Now let's meet the kids:

Lil Skeeza

Ol' Dirty Loke Dog Thug Life Notorious Killa, a.k.a Lil Snoop

'Sup, y'all. I made the mistake of watchin MTV last night, and I got beef.

What's ya beef, Skeez?

Snoop, you seen Fatboy Slim's new video?

The one with the white guy dancing?

Yeah, that's what I got beef with.

You got beef with the white guy dancing, Skeez?

Naw, I got beef with Fatboy Slim. That nigga gets paid to make songs like that? That's mad whack!

Word, Skeez! Even I got more talent on the turntables than that nigga.

Man, dat nigga's got no skillz! Ain't like it's hard to steal samples from songs! Just ask Puff Daddy.

Yo, but Puff collects mad papers, Skeez!

Honky, do you hear a word I'm sayin? No talent niggas is gettin PAID! What's up wit dat? Techno ain't even real music! We out here rappin with wicked styles, and some nigga with an ox moron name like Fatboy Slim gonna get mad ends for flakin and perpetratin?

Skeez, it's "oxymoron", not ox moron.

What? Man, get yo cracka ass over here so I can smack you upside yo head.

This week's lesson:Present any argument you'd like, but techno is NOT real music.

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