I've been recruited by
if you know what I mean.....
.....heh heh heh!
It's rather funny isn't it? Some guy said that Disney was a big "recruiting agency" for people to "become" gay...and boy was he right! After I first watched "The Lion King", I knew what I had to do :-)
In fact...Disney's been trying to get you to join too! They've covered it up in many things, including their award-winning songs...but don't you worry kiddies! I've got the REAL song titles! You don't believe me....read on...
SONGS (The Gay [heh] Truth)
THE LION KING
(the movie that made me realize who I really am)
Doesn't he look like he's hiding something??
* Can You Feel My Breasts Tonight?
* I Just Can't Wait To F**k Nala
* Hakuna My Ta-Ta's
* Circle of Pride
and what is up with the PRIDE Lands??? I think so...
THE LITTLE MERMAID
* Under The Semen (Sebastian's favorite!)
* Poor Unfortunate Holes
* Part Of That Girl (Ariel's lesbian dreams)
* Kiss The Girl That Likes Girls
* The Uh-Uh-Uh Song That Ariel's Voice Sings (obv. hot sex)
again...the phallic castle thingy on the video case...
ALADDIN
Aladdin searching for his man
* Friend IN Me
* Prince Ali (we all know what a prince is, right? :-)
* A Whole New World (think about it)
Aladdin and the Genie were NO friends
TOY STORY
Yeah, ride 'em cowboy!
* You've Got A Friend In Me (enough said!)
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
My, you're big and hairy!
* Suck My Breast (later changed to Be Our Guest...sneaky huh?)
* Beauty and the Bestiality (which, coincidentally, is the entire point of the film)
* Hard-On (who was the main male character, later changed to avoid conflict to Gaston, but who didn't know this anyway? and also, "still I think he's rather tasty"...blatant oral sex reference!)
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