The Top 10 Best Jokes of Elementary/Middle School
10. Three Little Pigs--come on...the thunderclouds, the log to sleep on, the whirlpool...too much! thanks to George Marangoly's sleep over in 5th grade for this one.
9. Hot Buttered Corn--keep it coming!
8. Anita Person/Moby Dick--marriage is a wonderful thing, especially when the girl gets her name changed.
7. "What do you do when an elephant comes in your window? You swim for it!"
6. Goushga--what do you mean wrong hole?
5. Grandpa's Magic Puppet--enough said. don't bite its head off!
4. The Headlights, The Snake In The Grass or Corvette in the Garage--you've all heard this one...kid in the shower with parents at different times, kid catches em in the act...you know the rest.
3. Do The Laundry--did it by hand. Jessica Rita is to blame for this one.
2. Me Chinese, Me No Dumb, Me Sit Down on Daddy's Bum. He go PPP I go ZOOM That's How I Get Here So Soon"
and finally....number one.....
Everyone knows this one...it had no punchline, yet it made us all laugh hysterically when the principal came in and said "Johnny Deeper, Johnny, Johnny Deeper"
Corresponding pictures to be featured soon...don't know the jokes, email us and we'll gladly type the whole ones for you..just don't get mad at their crudeness or juvenility, they are still funny.
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