The Friggin' Dictionary

If ya wanna know what the frig I'm sayin', well just look unda these wahds to find yer potagold. Click on the wahds to hear 'em. Ehhh!

DUNKS - Dunkin' Donuts
EGGS BENNY - Eggs Benedict
FLUFFED - Released gas from anus
FRIGGIN' - extremely versatile white trash adjective
FUCKIN' A - Oh no!, Jeez!
HAPPY AS A PIG IN SHIT - Ecstatic
I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS - I don't care
I GOTTA PISS LIKE A RACE HAHSE - I have to urinate badly.
I HAVE TO GET UP AT THE ASS CRACK OF DAWN - I have to awaken early
I'LL BEAT YOU LIKE A RED-HEADED STEPCHILD - I'm on the verge of becoming violent
I'LL BE THERE WITH BELLS ON - You won't miss me
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING - I'm glad the situation is the way it is.
I'VE GOT MORE OF (an item) THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT - I've got mass quantities of (an item)
JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH - precursor to statement
MARK MY WORDS - Write this down. It's important what I am going to tell you (usually a threat)
LIKE NO TOMORROW - an extreme eg. "bitch like no tomorrow"
NO COMMENTS FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY - Don't make any stray remarks
NUKE IT - Microwave it
PISSA! - Great!, Super!, Wonderful!
THAT'S A CROCK OF SHIT - That's nonsense!
THAT'S THE CAT'S ASS - That's swell
THE KIDS'LL LOVE IT - The kids will love it
YOU LIE LIKE A RUG - You're not a very good fibber
YOU'RE THE BALLZ - You're great!, You're excellent!

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