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danimal - 05/22/00 16:17:04 My URL:http://www.members.home.net/dbmetal/webmain.html My Email:dandelao@yahoo.com Why you decided to grace my site:: why the hell not?!?! Favorite Weird Al Song:: Gump # of Alien Abductions:: First one was last night # of Pairs of Long Underwear you own:: one really special pair Favorite use for Duct Tape:: to tie little children up # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child:: I only drank paint

Comments: nice site man, you sound messed up, which is great. Keep updating, and remember.....

Heather Nicole :) - 04/14/00 00:52:21 My Email:Cher018@aol.com Why you decided to grace my site:: cause gary said so Favorite Weird Al Song:: uhhh Favorite use for Duct Tape:: to tape down my boobs... and im serious, lol # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child:: none

Comments: phatty page dude! i dont really know ya.. and i doubt you ever read these little comments of mine.. but damn it i am bored.. so anyways! Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is totally the best!!! well... peace *Heather*

Dickard - 04/27/99 22:30:21 My URL:I'm not a computer nerd!! My Email:schmuck52@hotmail.com Why you decided to grace my site: It was on your favorites list . . . and stuff Favorite Weird Al Song: The kind that doesn't make any sound # of Alien Abductions: uhhh . . . what? # of Pairs of Long Underwear you own: if they're stolen and nobody claims them, do I own them? Favorite use for Duct Tape: ducting, of course!! # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: I just drank it before it dried out

Comments: Scotty Spice, you are one weird dude. I would hope that you would realize that we don't need the internet to entertain us. Have you heard a word I said?

Gare Schroeder - 03/31/99 16:16:14 My Email:biermann@hotmail.com Why you decided to grace my site: Freehand class sucks Favorite Weird Al Song: Nature Trail to Hell in 3-D # of Alien Abductions: What alien abductions?!? Favorite use for Duct Tape: Child restraint # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: Lost count by age 3

Comments: What the .....?

Phil Utley - 03/02/99 15:49:14 My Email:philutley@hotmail.com Why you decided to grace my site: Because you're a big dork Favorite: Yoda # of Alien Abductions: None that I recall, ok 5, ok I'm an alien, so what do you want! Favorite use for Duct Tape: to bondage a chicken # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: uhhh.....paint chips

Comments: Crazy, kinky, cool...I laughed, I cried, I spewed all over. I vaguely entertained the thought of eating a twinkie wiener sandwich, but then just went to BK instead. Liked the stories... : )

amber - 02/24/99 23:44:52 My Email:blu_spyder@hotmail.com Why you decided to grace my site: i love you man Favorite Weird Al Song: polka your eyes out # of Alien Abductions: i do the abducting # of Pairs of Long Underwear you own: that's kind of personal don't you think??? Favorite use for Duct Tape: everythin..if it's broke adn you can't fix it..duct it..if you can't duct it..fuck it!!! # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: 2..maybe 3..or 4..could be 5..hell!! i don't remember. i lived under power lines too!

Comments: you once again amaze me!! love your site..

09/19/98 09:24:23

Name: Bad Bunny	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Nice page. Very informative. Keep it up.

Cindy - 09/10/98 12:35:13 My URL:http://www.0001011.com/users/cindy My Email:cinth@usa.net comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-) Thanks, Cindy

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Ryan Fritz - 08/01/98 18:16:12 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Pipeline/Dropzone/2925 My Email:ryanfritz@hotmail.com Favorite Dish Involving Spam: ????? Favorite Weird Al Song: amish paradise # of Alien Abductions: 9999999999999999999999 # of Pairs of Long Underwear you own: hell if i know Favorite use for Duct Tape: tape sisters mouth shut # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: many

Comments: visit my page now fellow gangsta

Jenny Paradise - 05/31/98 02:47:51 My URL:http://www.msu.edu/~paradis6 My Email:paradis6@pilot.msu.edu Favorite Dish Involving Spam: High-protein shake made with the SPAM juice in the bottom of the can Favorite Weird Al song: The one he never sang # of Alien Abductions: 3 (or 4 ... still trying to figure that one out) # of Pairs of Long Underwear you own: 3 1/2 (lost half of it in a bet) Favorite use for Duct Tape: Dinner # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: 0 ... I ate the duct tape

Comments: You went to my page and now I went to yours! I noticed that you added some stuff ... I took the South Park animations from you because I thought that they were cool. You can visit my page and see my awesome hula-man! :) He says, "Aloha!" from Jenny's Paradise! Maybe he could do the same thing for Joe's Grill. Yeah, make a Joe's Grill page -- that would be sweeeeeet. 'bye! :)

Jessica - 05/09/98 04:07:29 My URL:http://www.freeyellow.com/members2/jessmay My Email:jessmay16@hotmail.com Favorite Dish Involving Spam: I already told you Favorite Weird Al song: THe Night Santa went Crazy # of Alien Abductions: I told Mrs anderson that I was abducted by aliens and they used na anal probe on me and stuff but for some reason she didnt take it as an excuse fo rnot having my homework done. I thought it was perfectly logical. Scott is m witness he was with them! # of Pairs of Long Underwear you own: too many, want some? email me Favorite use for Duct Tape: holding up my nilons # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: 27

Comments: I had to wrie a lot Scott. I already signed your book but I thought I would again just because you are soooooo cool. I like the Southpark kids its a nice touch! Also the twinkeeweener pictur is nice. Well goodbye and have a nice time out of school while I am still stuck in that hole Garber!

Kevin Starkweather - 04/29/98 23:35:42 My Email:K1STARK@aol.com Favorite Dish Involving Spam: Spam sandwich with asphalt and gelatin on whole wheat bread. Favorite Weird Al Song: Undecided. They're all good! # of Alien Abductions: 27 # of Pairs of Long Underwear you own: 27 Favorite use for Duct Tape: Straping down someone who dises Weird Al and beating them. # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: What?

Comments: Your site rules! Especially the Weird Al page! Your site is very creative and interesting. The homemade pictures on the Weird Al page are funny. I hope to try a twinkie wiener sandwich someday.

The Joel Man - 03/30/98 04:40:58 My URL:http://www.civil.mtu.edu~jbtacey My Email:jbtacey@mtu.edu Favorite Dish Involving Spam: Peking Spam Favorite Weird Al Song: SPAM! (In the place where you live) (Parody of R.E.M.'s "Stand") (Release date: 2727) # of Alien Abductions: 27 # of Pairs of Long Underwear you own: 72 Favorite use for Duct Tape: Halloween Costume (Crazy "duct tape for an arm" guy) # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: 270

Comments: Wo-Hooooo!!!! Here are some comments about Scotty's web page from some people that I have shown it to. You might know a few of these guys: "Makes me hungry" -Mike Tyson "It's Grrrrrrr-eat" -Tony the Tiger "I'm the Antichrist!" -Charles Manson "....." -Silent Bob "Please, Joel, let me go. I'll look at the page and then please let me go. I promise not to tell anyone about this. Pl-gbrtghyesdf" -Weird Al Ok. That's about it. I'll have more some other time. Scotty Rocks! Anonymously, Joel

Lyndsey Lanagan - 02/26/98 15:18:58 Favorite Dish Involving Spam: Green Eggs & Spam Favorite Weird Al Song: Like a Surgeon # of Alien Abductions: 27 # of Pairs of Long Underwear you own: 27 Favorite use for Duct Tape: I tie my sisters to trees! # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: 27

Comments: Hey, How're you doing? I can't figure out how to email from Cramer, so I can't email you. Are you enjoying yourself? I'll be going to Alma on August 29th. It's great to talk to you! Try not to study too hard!!!!!!! :-)

Jessie - 02/01/98 02:30:00 My URL:http:// I dont have one you can consider mine right here with Scott My Email:Who wants to know? Favorite Dish Involving Spam: Spam and tuna on chocolate icecream, mmmm.... Favorite Weird Al Song: The night Santa went crazy! # of Alien Abductions: no alien abductions, just Scooty abductions # of Pairs of Long Underwear you own: how did you know I wore long underwear? Favorite use for Duct Tape: holding up my gosh darn nylons # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: I dont know but my French teacher beat my record, Im sure of it

Comments: Scott you are so awesome!!! Garber misses you (or at least misses your Thursday shirt)! I'll be out of Garber and off to college soon too, I'm catching up with you ya crazy loon. Never forget YMCA and please don't dance with anymore bananas when I'm not a ound! Au revoir!!!

Brian LaLonde - 01/30/98 16:57:44 My URL:http://www.cris.com/~jimlll My Email:blalond@umich.edu Favorite Dish Involving Spam: i like the pink brick to slide down my throat Favorite Weird Al Song: One More Minute # of Alien Abductions: they don't come when i call out to them # of Pairs of Long Underwear you own: only one - the same pair i got for Christmas '87 Favorite use for Duct Tape: shoe repair # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: paint chips? man, i was into eating scabs

Comments: Great homepage Mr. Scott! I dig. Wierd Al kicks my ass! Keep it real.. or unreal i guess if you prefer...

Travis "god" Cole - 01/27/98 15:41:18 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/mi/thelastgunslinger My Email:RandalFLagg@rocketmail.com Favorite Dish Involving Spam: spamwiched Favorite Weird Al Song: triggerhappy # of Alien Abductions: none , i am the abductee Favorite use for Duct Tape: *grin* purely sexual puroses # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: 123456788

Comments: loser, you suck, u better link to my poage

F*** me Raw - 01/10/98 08:46:39 My Email:ummmm@hotmail.com Favorite Dish Involving Spam: Spamcicle Favorite Weird Al Song: The ones when the dial is on off! # of Alien Abductions: they make sure you dont remember that # of Pairs of Long Underwear you own: None of my underwear are long...they just cover my butt..is that abnormal? Favorite use for Duct Tape: Keeping it up on those nights Brad isnt here # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: What color? I liked the pink ones

Comments: Hmmmm guess who this is. You dont know us we are just two living organisms that are domestically related to you. Oh and both of our names start with L. Know who it is yet? If you dont know yet you are a dumbass. We were pretty horny and we thought of you....and oops there went that feeling. Brad is one lucky man. Most guys would kill to be him and get your ass lovin. Well we are outta here for now.... but we will be back...you dont know when and you dont know where!

Jamie - 12/09/97 14:06:12 My URL:http://www.msu.edu/user/steinbr1/ My Email:scarlett1@cheerful.com Favorite Dish Involving Spam: you're kidding right? Favorite Weird Al Song: Yoda # of Alien Abductions: I can't count that high with my shoes on Favorite use for Duct Tape: keeping my little brother silent # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: I was supposed to count??

Comments: You are definately wierd.

Lacie Renne - 12/08/97 17:14:58 My Email:lrenne@hotmail.com Favorite Dish Involving Spam: Spamass casserole Favorite Weird Al Song: Melanie # of Alien Abductions: 696969696969696969 # of Pairs of Long Underwear you own: only you will ever know Favorite use for Duct Tape: Taping Lori on your ceiling # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: 27 less than you

Comments: Scotty, You kick ace! Don't ever forget you monkey spanking piece of *#$&!

Lori Manley - 12/07/97 19:27:57 My Email:lori_rocks@hotmail.com Favorite Dish Involving Spam: Spam sucks me Hard!! Favorite Weird Al Song: Amish Paradise # of Alien Abductions: 69 Favorite use for Duct Tape: Making Lacie shut her mouth.

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Miguel Dobre - 12/05/97 22:44:54 My Email:Dobremir@student.ferris.edu Favorite Dish Involving Spam: Pamela Anderson Favorite Weird Al Song: I'm phat # of Alien Abductions: 69+doggystyle # of Pairs of Long Underwear you own: 3 or 4 I think.... Favorite use for Duct Tape: on my ass when I have diarheea # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: lost track of it

Comments: You like ....rule and stuff.Cool...the homepage kicks ass....by the way remember when we sang sonny and cher at karaoke?... THE END

Henri Sanders - 12/01/97 22:52:29 My Email:sandersh@student.ferris.edu Favorite Dish Involving Spam: yuck! I hate Spam. Favorite Weird Al Song: "Biggest Ball of Twine of Minnesota" # of Alien Abductions: zero Favorite use for Duct Tape: tape parts of my car back together # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: zero

Comments: Scotty, you are a nut but we all love you here on 3rd floor Helen Ferris.

Jami Newcomb - 11/24/97 17:46:53 My URL:http://www.saintmarys.edu/~newc4131 My Email:newc4131@saintmarys.edu Favorite Dish Involving Spam: spamburger of course! Favorite Weird Al Song: Sorry, I missed that one # of Alien Abductions: I am afraid to say, you might be jealous # of Pairs of Long Underwear you own: 1, you never know when you will need a pair. Favorite use for Duct Tape: Keeping together my alarm clock. It often needs it after it tries to wake me up in the morning. # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: I don't remember, they don't release that in the papers.

Comments: I like your page. It was refered to my by the chick across the hall, Carrie. She is a very good friend of mine. If you could, please tell her that I said hi. Thanks. -jami.

Mr. Brad Miller!! - 11/24/97 02:10:36 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SoHo/1282 My Email:Brad@miller.mail.org Favorite Dish Involving Spam: Spamburger Favorite Weird Al Song: My weiner hurts # of Alien Abductions: 69 # of Pairs of Long Underwear you own: 27 Favorite use for Duct Tape: Taping suitemate to ceiling # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: HAhaha!! Why?

Comments: It's true. You wish you were me. Don't worry. Your secret is safe, Scott. Now you need to quit spanking it in public.. what if your mom saw you??

Carrie - 11/23/97 19:38:39 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Sands/2531 My Email:ZieglerC@student.ferris.edu Favorite Dish Involving Spam: I just like it raw Favorite Weird Al Song: Like a Surgeon # of Alien Abductions: 3 that I know of # of Pairs of Long Underwear you own: zero, actually Favorite use for Duct Tape: Taping Laura to the ceiling # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: Are you counting number of TIMES or number of CHIPS? How big do the chips have to be? This is a hard question. I guess I'd say...a lot?

Comments: Scotty, your page is so much like you that it's creepy! I especially like how you've managed to work your theme song into there! *L* As your dorm-neighbor, I'd just like to say be quiet, study every now and then, and lay off the Weird Al! It's messing ith your brain, man!

Scotty - 11/23/97 18:43:10 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/7066 My Email:scooty@oocities.com Favorite Dish Involving Spam: Spam and Peanut Butter sandwich..mmm, good! Favorite Weird Al Song: There are so many damn good ones! # of Alien Abductions: 27,000 and still growing # of Pairs of Long Underwear you own: 27 Favorite use for Duct Tape: Sealing my brother's mouth shut # of Paint Chips Eaten as a Child: too many

Comments: Wow! This is the coolest homepage I've ever seen in my entire life! I'm going to tell all of my friends about it. Everybody else should too. This Scotty guy rocks!