Welcome to Gerbil Net, the official gerbil webpage dedicated to the coolest mammals ever. Gerbils are the greatest animals to ever walk the earth. They are totally extreme and know no fear...and they're fuzzy. Only the coolest kids on the block own gerbils, so if you don't have one, you better go out and get one right now! My girlfriend thinks their disgusting cuz they poop on you. Yeah, whatever! Gerbils have totally blown my world away unlike anything else has (except for the first time I had a pop tart.